sexual anecdote time! growing up my parents were relativel..
Added 2022-02-24 16:44:49 +0000 UTCsexual anecdote time! growing up my parents were relatively conservative when it came to sexual relationships. this did not bode well for me and my boyfriend, both of us hormonal and horny youths. so what would anyone do if they couldn't have sex in their own home? go outdoors, obviously! when someone asks me the strangest place I've had sex I immediately answer with "a golf course" because frankly, the puns are great, and it's true. (hole in one, putt it in me, grass might be greener but my bush prevails etc). it was one of the many locations that my boyfriend and I used to satisfy our urges, and so the outdoors sex fetish was born. however, the bliss would eventually come to an end like it did one lazy Sunday after a country walk. we'd detoured from the woods and ventured down a lovely lane, picking berries and kicking stones. it didn't take us long to realise this was the perfect location for a fucking. we got our kit off and went at it like rabbits in the muddy road. about 5 minutes into the act we heard a car slowly approaching and the sheer panic made me jump into the bushes on the side of the road. this bush, I had not noticed, was a thorn bush with stinging nettles. my boyfriend, bless him, sort of just panicked, covered his cock and balls and ushered the car past him. I was well hidden, thankfully, with my pussy fully exposed, I understood that it is true, where there is a rose, there is a thorn. fortunately the thorns stuck right into my asshole. good times.
