OK, here is me bitching about not being in shape! I'm not a ..
Added 2022-07-12 12:29:19 +0000 UTCOK, here is me bitching about not being in shape! I'm not a whiner, so other than a few people here, I haven't mentioned that I've been struggling with a health issue for almost a year. I have a very uncomfortable "upper right quadrant" pressure that started almost a year ago. Multiple visits to specialists, colonoscopy, MRI, chest X-Rays, full blo-od work ups, and they all tell me I'm perfectly healthy. It has been frustrating. I'm seeing a chiropractor for magnetic band therapy, and it isn't helping much. My chiro says I may have an undetected diaphragm issue that isn't showing up, and some core strengthening may help. Because of this, I've gained around 10 pounds. We eat super healthy, ride bikes, etc. but I can't seem to whip back into shape like I used to when I was younger? I'm going to be me-eting new, hot play partners soon, and I want to look my best! I'd like to join our local gym and start taking strength and fitness classes. But I'm a worry wart about our finances. With hubby working all day (and some weekends) with our construction business, and then every night here on my OF site to keep it updated, and with one kid in college and another starting soon, I just don't want to justify the extra expense to him for a silly gym membership. So since I'm not a "Fin-dom", here's the deal I'm proposing! My gym is $40/month. I'm going to do a "dirty workout video". I'm thinking deep squats on a big dildo, "pussy pilates", and more in this video. Anyone who can help me with a month membership, I'll send you this video, and will plan to make some more to send you! OK, so there it is! Sorry for whining about my health and finances!
